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"World's
Greatest Book of Chicken Jokes
... and Other
Fowl Humor"
by Sol Morrison,
Illustrations by Walt Hopmans
Poetry
Center Press
1995 - First Edition
114 pages, paperback,
8½" x 11"
ISBN: 0-940861-57-7
Publishers
Price: $9.95
Amazon.com Price:
$9.95 + .85 surcharge
Barnes & Noble
Price: item not available, but a search of Barnes & Noble's bookseller
network turned up only ONE copy (in NJ), used, slightly warped (?). Asking
price: (are you sitting down?)... $32.00
OUR
PRICE $7.00 - Postage paid !!!
These are brand
new books direct from the Publisher. ORDER
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By special
arrangement with the publishers, we got a couple of cases of these books
at a good discount, so we can pass the savings on to our friends and customers.
$3
off the cover price and we even pay the postage.
Makes
a unique collectible gift for anyone interested in poultry or just
in good jokes! Male or female, young or old, sophisticated or not.
Outrageous jokes, clever puns, riddles, plus 140 illustrations and cartoons.
Page after page of mind-stimulating wordplay along with bald-faced horseplay.
A lifetime supply of fowl humor that's entertaining for all ages. A barrage
of sharp-edged jokes ricochet off every page. More humorous variations
than anyone ever thought possible.
The
book contains 898 jokes, 140 illustrations and cartoons and not one
off-color joke in the whole book.
Makes
a good coloring book for the kids as well !!
Reviews:
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"Most Fowl!" - Barnaby Conrad,
author and founder of the Santa Barbara Writer's Guild.
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"Unquestionably unique.
This book really clucks!" - Asleigh Brilliant, creator of "Pot-Shots"
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"I've never seen a better book
of chicken jokes. The author certainly has a 'peck'uliar sense of
humor. Great for kids - and full grown goats, too." - Dan Piraro,
syndicated cartoonist
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"A delightful and charming
book. The humor and wit sparkle on every page. What fun!" -
Nettie Frishman, Regional Children's Librarian, L.A. Public Library
A Few Excerpts:
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What does a chicken use to
write with? A hen pen
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Duck decoy: fake drake
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What do you call a turkey with
a foot injury? A gobble with a hobble.
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What do you call a turkey that's
inebriated? A gobble with a wobble.
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What do young turkeys dress
as for Halloween? Gobble-ins
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What do you call a movie about
poultry? A chick flick
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What's a chicken's ghost called?
A Poultry-geist
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What do you call smart ducks?
Wise Quacks
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Who was the World's Fiercest
chicken: Attila the Hen
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What do ducks eat for breakfast?
A peeping hot bowl of Quacker Oats
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How do poultry farmers seal
a business deal? With a warm hen shake
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What would you call a weird
chcken that lays strange shaped eggs? Egg-centic
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Name three favorite poultry
games. Quack-Gammon, Crow-quet and Chinese Chickers
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Chicken campaign buttons:
"Born in a barn, and PROUD OF IT!", "Chicken Little was Right!", "Will
work for chicken feed", "Question Thanksgiving!", "Mother Goose tells tall
tales"
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