You
Know You're in Texas in August When:
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The birds have to use
pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.
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The trees are whistling
for dogs.
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The best parking place
is determined by shade rather than distance from the entrance.
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Hot water comes out of BOTH taps.
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You can make "Sun Tea" instantly.
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You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty
good branding iron.
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The temperature drops below 95°f and you
feel a little chilly.
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You discover that in August it only takes 2
fingers to steer your car.
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You discover the hard way that you can get sunburned
though you car windows.
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You actually burn your hand opening the car
door.
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You break into a sweat the instant you step
outside at 7:30 AM.
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Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is "What if
I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death ?"
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You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
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The potatoes bake underground, so all you have
to do is pull one out, add butter, salt and pepper.
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Farmers feed crushed ice to their chickens to
keep them from laying boiled eggs.
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The cows are giving evaporated milk.
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Texas
in August
