You
Know You're in Texas in August When:
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The
birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.
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The
trees are whistling for dogs.
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The
best parking place is determined by shade rather than distance from the
entrance.
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Hot water comes out of
BOTH taps.
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You can make "Sun Tea"
instantly.
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You learn that a seat
belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
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The temperature drops
below 95°f and you feel a little chilly.
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You discover that in August
it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
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You discover the hard
way that you can get sunburned though you car windows.
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You actually burn your
hand opening the car door.
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You break into a sweat
the instant you step outside at 7:30 AM.
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Your biggest bicycle wreck
fear is "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and
cook to death ?"
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You realize that asphalt
has a liquid state.
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The potatoes bake underground,
so all you have to do is pull one out, add butter, salt and pepper.
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Farmers feed crushed ice
to their chickens to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
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The cows are giving evaporated
milk.
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Texas
in August
